Katie Chonacas:
Katie Chonacas
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Information:
Name: Katie Chonacas
Born: 1980-11-11
Height: 1.65
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Filmography:
Thick as Thieves (2008), Legacy (2008), Fish in a Barrel (2009), Spread Entertainment (2008), Righteous Kill (2008)
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Katie Holmes:
Katie Holmes Nude
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Information:
Name: Katie Holmes
Born: 1978-12-18
Height: 1.75
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Filmography:
Punk'd (2003), Revealed with Jules Asner (2002), The Singing Detective (2003), Dawson's Creek (2000), Dawson's Creek: Behind the Scenes (1999)
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Jason Patric:
Jason Patric
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Information:
Name: Jason Patric
Born: 1966-06-17
Height: 1.78
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Filmography:
Geronimo: An American Legend (1993), Saturday Night Live (1994), The Beast of War (1988), My Sister's Keeper (2009), Denial (1990)
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Q:
Did you hear about the blonde who
dropped out of nursing school?
A: She was doing great until she found out
she would have to perform
the Hymenlick Manuever.
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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto
the
pitch ?
He was the skipper !
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Once a man went to a resturant and ordered
an egg. When it was brought he didn't liked it so he informed the
waiter that the egg was bad.
Came the reply:
"I don't lay
egg sir I just lay table !"
RoaldWalkerdw
What do you get if you cross King Kong with
a giant frog?
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building
and catches
aeroplanes with its tongue.
EatunRichardoSR
And how did you find your steak sir?
Well,
quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it
was
GaradinPayneIR
Q: Why shouldn't violists take
up
mountaineering?
A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone
notices that
they're missing.
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What did Paul Revere say
when he got on
his horse?
Giddy up horsey !
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What powerful reptile is found in
the Sydney opera house ?
The Lizard of Oz !
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An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to
her parents that
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What could you do if you were on a
desert
island without food or water?
Open your watch: drink from the spring,
and eat the sand which is
(sandwiches) there.
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